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Chris Colfer bookstore appearance dates!

chriscolfernews:

Glee star Chris Colfer has been on sold-out arena tours before, but come July, he’ll be embarking on a different kind of tour altogether. To promote his upcoming children’s book The Land of Stories (July 17), he’ll be giving book signings across the country, mostly in the New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco areas, as well as in Kurt Hummel’s home state of Ohio.

Described as a “modern-day fairy tale,” the book will focus on twins Alex and Conner, who leave the real world behind and find themselves in a land where they come face-to-face with the fairy-tale characters — witches, goblins, trolls — they’ve always read about.

See if Colfer is coming to a bookstore near you!

July 17 Ridgewood, NJ, Bookends
July 18 New York City, Barnes & Noble / Union Square
July 19 Naperville, IL, Anderson’s Bookshop
July 20 Skokie, IL, Barnes & Noble
July 21 Chicago, IL, Barbara’s Bookstore
July 24 Petaluma, CA, Copperfield’s Books
July 25 San Francisco, CA, Books Inc.
July 26 Los Angeles, CA, Barnes & Noble / The Grove
July 27 LaVerne, CA, Mrs. Nelson’s Toy and Book Shop
July 28 Columbus, OH, The Book Loft
July 29 Dayton, OH, Books & Co.
July 29 Cincinnati, OH, Joseph-Beth Booksellers

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